Hello crazy!

This whole day (not to mention yesterday and the day before) I have felt like a person who has been awaken from deep REM sleep by a big banging noise and then asked to name off the periodical table of the elements verbatim, in the middle of the night with a flashlight glaring in their eyes. In short - I feel all out of sorts and discombobulated - like I am not quite awake on some level (or three). The problem is I still have to do stuff.......like drive my car and work and interact with people without sounding like I ate lots of paint chips as a child. When someone asks me a question I find myself wanting to just stare at them wide-eyed like they are speaking some sort of ancient dialect, and then yawn and start twirling myself really fast in my swivel chair. I haven't been getting much sleep lately and I am not "at my best" under sleep deprived conditions. I am definitely not cut out to be an astronaut (or early morning baker person). I wonder how many days of sleep deprivation it would take for me to become certifiably insane? I'm guessing 6........