What Makes Me Awesome

....Is that I do not have sleep apnea! I would be less awesome as a person with sleep apnea. Firstly because it causes you to sometimes stop breathing as you sleep and I find I am better breathing than not. Secondly, sleep apnea would make me afraid to sleep and I am way better with sleep than without (and break fewer traffic laws). Thirdly, I just SAY so and don't question my authority!