Happenings

I have decided that funny is the new handsome.

What I mean by this is that I think I prefer funny guys over handsome. Of course I am right but I also have the means to prove it. Please see exhibit A.

The more I watch, the more I am in love.


P.S. Why is it that only at the moments when your car is its most dirty and gross smelling do people either: A.) request rides or B.) borrow said car??

Right now my car is not... How you say?.....Tidy. Not at all. There is a trash bag in the front passenger area that is bursting at the seams. On top, barely hanging on, are banana and grapefruit peelings (thats right I said grapefruit peelings. I eat grapefruits like an orange OK? So sue me.), on the passenger seat are loads of papers that I have been hauling around cause I have some matters that I am "taking care of" and never know when I will "need" them. There are probably tupperware containers and maybe a pair of shoes chillin' with the papers. Also, in the back are a bunch of books I need to take to this bookstore and a plethora of bags, in disarray, to be used for grocery shopping (Translation: It looks like there was a small explosion in my back seat).

Barry rides his bike to work and if he needs a car he will use Landon's. Landon isn't here today. He asked to use my car. Not a problem, but I didn't have time to sneak down and clean it! Holy sad face batman! I told him it was a mess and not to judge me but, I think we can all agree that, judgments sometimes happen even when people have asked us not to judge. Just saying.

Barry did tell me a embarrassing, messy car story of his own, which made me feel, sort of better. Then I remembered how loud my radio is blaring so when he started the car it was probably "a bit of a shock". At least I wasn't listening to anything embarrassing like musical show tune soundtracks (not that I ever, ever would). So, for that I can be grateful. What is sad is that my car was so clean! (*mumble* six weeks ago *mumble*) Why couldn't it have been then!?

I decided that my only consolation would be to google "messy cars".  I have to say this made me feel better.